I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.