My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.