Funny Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird.
The Caterpillar, the Horse and the Parrot - Animal Jokes!
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude.
Hahaha! These 3 Parrot Jokes Will Ruffle Your Feathers
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the customer. The owner says, "Well, the parrot knows how to do legal research."
These Parrots Just LOVE Annoying Cats!
Parrots are usually cautious, but they can also be very brave - sometimes way more than they ought to be! This hilarious compilation depicts all the ways parrots love to annoy the cats that live with them. The poor kitties aren't sure what to do.
The King's Parrot – A Lesson for Life
[related_articles] As the time passed, the parrots grew, and one of them even began to fly around the garden regularly, but the other parrot remained on the branch on which he had stood from his first day in the garden, refusing to leave it.
2019 Was the Year of the Cute Parrot...
Parrots, parakeets and other adorable birds have made some truly terrific video performances this year, without them ever knowing it! When I'm sure they won't mind us enjoying some of their hilarious feathery antics as they waddle, play, talk and sing their way into our hearts.
A dog and parrot in crime - Hilarious!
A dog and parrot in crime - Hilarious! funny, video, dog, parrot, partners in crime A pirate dog with his very own parrot accomplice steal food together
Little Parrot Is Super Excited!
Little Parrot Is Super Excited! cute, funny, animal, parrot This little bird is so very cute but also very excitable...
WATCH: Don't Mess With This Parrot's Water Pressure!
This parrot loves taking a good shower. Like many of us, he also knows exactly how he likes his water pressure, so don't go changing the setting on him, as he'll have none of that! An adorable moment that demonstrates once again how smart some parrots really are.
Little Parrot's New Friend - Adorable!
Marnie the parrot meets his new bunny, he has quite a collection of stuffed rabbits but always enjoys a new one. Marnie is a famous parrot who delights people with his adorable voice and loving manner, he's incredibly social and interactive, and is a joy to get to know!
Some Parrots Have Just Seen Too Much... (Rude)
Do you know all those jokes about parrots that heard something and then said it at the worst possible time? This is the real version of it. This fluffy little guy heard something he wasn’t supposed to, and much like any other parrot, he repeats it.
Hilarious: Hey Parrot, How Do You Stay Up With No Legs?
The store he happened into specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet. Surprised he mutters, "I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?" The parrot says, "With my prick, you dummy." The guy is startled and says, "You certainly talk well for a parrot."
QUIZ: Are You Smarter Than an African Parrot?
I bet none of them has ever met a grey parrot before! These guys are very smart, and may have a better vocabulary than some teens we hear from today!
Get up Close and Personal with Earth's Strangest Parrot
These plump and rare birds, which are indigenous to New Zealand, are absolutely fascinating, and their obscure mating rituals and complete inability to fly make them some of the strangest parrots on the planet.
Careful with Smart Home Assistants around Talking Parrots!
Making your home “smart” by connecting your electrical appliances to a network and a home assistant such as Amazon Echo and Google Home sounds like a good idea, until you realize your voice-commanded gadget, which controls the phone, lights and speakers can be operated by a parrot.
You Won't Find 10 More Beautiful Parrots in the World!
There are around 350 different species of parrots in the world. Many of these colorful birds are kept in captivity due to their beauty, intelligence and playful nature. Below you’ll find a list of the 10 most beautiful parrots in the world. 1.
This Parrot Is Making Its Own Tail. Too Adorable.
This parrot not only rips out paper to make itself a tail, but actually attaches it on. Who said animals don't wear jewellery? The Parrot that Picks Its Tail animals, cute, video, paper, parrot, tail Who said animals don't wear jewellery?
From Parakeets to Parrots, These Birds Like to Be Heard!
From parakeets whistling theme songs, to parrots making weird noises, to loud birds saying their name in front of the mirror, take a look at this super vocal birds video compilation. These Birds Like to Be Heard!
Did You Know Ravens Could Talk Just Like Parrots?
Did You Know Ravens Could Talk Just Like Parrots? video, birds, smart, raven, fable, intelligent, talking, cute animals, animal videos, falconry and me Meet Fable, the raven - a very special bird. In this video, Fable shows off her fascinating language skills...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Annoying Heckler
He was actually quite a good magician, but his routines were regularly ruined by the on-board parrot who would fly around squawking out and giving away his secrets like: "IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE, IT'S UP HIS SLEEVE!", or "IT'S IN HIS POCKET, IT'S IN HIS POCKET!"
Have You Heard This Joke? A Good Influence
I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
This Joke Starts With Three Prosperous Sons Returning Home
So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks.
This Crazy Joke is One of My Favorites!
I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took the Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!
For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rough Landing funny, joke, plane, pilot, landing This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.