I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell.
How did it get so late so soon?
Itโs night before itโs afternoon.
December is here before the year's grown,
my goodness, how the time has flown.
The Golden Years have come at last
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