Terrible jokes

Joke: A Terrible Confession

This joke begins with a terrible confession made by email...

Joke: The Terrible Request

Three divorced men meet up and talk over beer...

Joke: The Terrible Trucker

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in.

QUIZ: What Do You Know of These Terrible Diseases?

Care to test your knowledge of the diseases that infect mankind?

Funny: Al-Gebra's Terrible Plot Against the Homeland

A math teacher gets more than he bargained for when he boards a flight - he's accused of being part of the al-Gebra terrorist network.

Joke: A Pig With Nightmares

A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep..."

Joke: A Tiny Witness

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed.

Joke: The Earless Interviewer

A company boss that lost his ears in a terrible accident is interviewing candidates. They all seem to be noticing the obvious, to his great discontent...

Joke: The Noisy People

Donald MacDonald from the Scottish Highlands, went to study Law at a renowned and austere English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.

Joke: Haggling With St. Peter

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived...

Joke: The Rumor Spreader

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I...

Joke: A Ghostly Advice

When I was about 7 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a co-worker of his, someone I didn't even know.

Joke: The Complete Bar Experience

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar...

Joke: Trouble With the Wife

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depress

Joke: The Colonel and the Pope

Desperate after three bad months of sales at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the famous Colonel called up the Pope and asks him for a favor.

Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper

The state decides to spend $6 million to raise all highway signs by 12 inches. A state trooper and farmer soon get talking about it...

Joke: Meeting Friends in the Afterlife

This joke begins with two old friends meeting up in the afterlife to exchange their experiences of dying.

Joke: This Englishman's Wishes

This Englishman sure knows how to get out of a very painful situation.

This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation

A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...

Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer

A sheriff pulls over a woman who's trotting down the road in her horse and buggy. It appears there are a couple of very obvious problems that need fixing...

Joke: A Single Mother of 8

A magazine journalist is over at a mom-of-eight's house conducting an interview. Apparently, she has a novel way of calling for them...

This Joke Begins With a Stormy Night in a Barn...

This joke begins with 2 friends seeking shelter...

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding

A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage.

Great JOKE: Who Should Be Boss?

Who should be the boss - Great joke

Joke: The Chainsaw and the Troublesome Customer

A guy enters a Home depot and tells one of the employees that he wants to buy an electric saw to cut down trees...

Joke: How Did You KNOW??

This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...

Joke: She's Got BIG NEWS to Share...

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs...

This Joke Begins With Two Happy Soldiers...

This joke begins with 2 soldiers getting promoted...

Joke: Dad, I Need Money

A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 55 Hilarious Birthday Jokes!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke Collection: 80+ Car Jokes and Puns!

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of...

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock knock jokes are some of my favorite, because you really have to be creative to make some of these! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over!

Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?

A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...

Joke Collection: 23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

23 Hilarious Colonoscopy Jokes!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Have You Heard This Joke? The Annoying Heckler

This magician has a terrible heckler...

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

Joke: It's a Miracle!

A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office...

Joke: I've Never Done This Before...

A beautiful woman is sitting next to a teenage boy on a plane....

Joke Collection: 90 Hilariously Serious Anti-Jokes!

Joke Collection: 90 Anti-Jokes

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke Collection: 52 Quarantine and Virus Jokes!

While there's nothing funny about the Covid-19 virus itself. It's the nature of humanity to deal with scary situations by laughing at its face. It's not making light of the situation, it's the jokes that make fun of something we're all currently scar

Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion...

When the new gorilla falls into the lion enclosure he thinks he's a goner...

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...

This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

Have You Heard This Joke? How Did You KNOW??

This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...

Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!

Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.  No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection!

This Joke Begins With a Young Doctor New to Town...

This joke begins with a new doctor learning the ropes from his predecessor...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

Have You Heard This Joke? The Special Gift

A man gets into a wreck and severely burns his face. His wife is very generous and gives him a skin graft. Little does he know the pleasure she gets out of it..

Joke: Which Way Would You Like to Die?

This joke starts with a Brit, a Frenchman and a New Yorker about to die.

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...

This Joke Begins With a Famous Actress Shipwrecked...

A famous beauty and a man wash up on a deserted island...

This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad

A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

This joke begins with a farmer testifying in court and a hot headed lawyer.

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes...

Joke: The Disturbing Letter

This joke begins with a letter between brothers...

FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist

The drug store or pharmacy isn't often thought of as a funny place, but that doesn't mean that a truly ridiculous situation can ensue...

Joke: The Spirit of Christmas

This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.

Joke: The Famous Grandfather

A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

Joke: The European Afterlife

What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.

Joke: The Golden Toilets

This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.

Joke: Fudging the Age...

Joke: The Surprise Return

A defendant was on trial for murder.

Joke: Double the Trouble

A woman's husband was cheating on her...