Short Senior Jokes that'll Make You Crack Up!
Just because you're getting old, it doesn't mean that you have to stop laughing. Here are 25 short senior jokes that'll really tickle your fancy.
Joke: The Old Man and the Ring
Some people really know how to enjoy life...
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...
Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle
It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato
A young man moved to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach...
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man.
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
This joke begins with an old man and a younger woman getting married...
Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue
A very old man stopped attending synagogue, to the dismay of the rabbi. When he sees him, he decides to investigate, and his reason is intriguing...
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean
A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...
You Never Know What An Old Man Is Capable Of (Funny Joke)
Three tough guy bikers think that they can do anything they want to an old man quietly minding his own business, but little do they know what's coming for them.
Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)
Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...
Today's Joke: A Desperate Man
Sometimes it's better to be polite, or you may end up paying dearly...
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: The Miracle Man
The police have had trouble determining whether or not their suspects are guilty of committing the crimes they were arrested for.
Joke: The Same Old Sandwich
There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff...
Joke: The Old Hunting Story
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around...
This Man is 70 Years Old?? Unbelievable.
This man will amaze you. I'm flabbergasted.
Joke: That Poor, Poor Man...
A man is out on a golf course, when he hears someone shout "FORE!"
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Par
Joke: A Wanted Man
Employee asks his boss for a raise, as he is in high demand by other companies.
This Old Man's Last Words Were Hilarious (Except for Him)!
When old Ed is about to pop his clogs, he starts to look back on a big decision he made long ago...
Joke: A Severely Sunburned Man
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
Joke: The Proctologist and the Old Lady
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man and the Diamond Ring...
An old man walks into a jeweler with a beautiful young lady. He starts asking for expensive rings. Is marriage on the cards?
This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat
When a man attempts to steal a hat from a church and fails, he is duly punished. Little did he know that memories of his old one would soon come flooding back..
An Old Man Teaches a Businessman a Valuable Life Lesson
This businessman learned a valuable life lesson from a kind and caring old man.
This Old Man Had to Ask For Help Filling the Jar (Funny)
When an old man is asked to supply a semen sample on his next visit to the doctor, things go a little bit awry...
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man, His Wife, & Treasure
For many years, she hid this secret from him...
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
I Want to Share This Old Man's Advice with You
This old man knew how to face up to life and be happy. Here's his story.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
This joke begins with an old lady with a bizarre proposal to the bank...
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
Old Men, Gorillas and Everything - Great Jokes!
Your Weekly Assortment of Great Jokes!
Joke: The Old Lady Shoplifter
An old lady gets caught shoplifting...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
A old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss…"
Joke: The Petrified Man
A pharmacist comes back from his lunch to the pharmacy...
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: The Old Switcheroo...
George came home from University in tears....
Funny Joke: The Heavenly Man Test
The Day of Judgment came, and all the people in the world who were worthy reached heaven, where the heavenly angels divided them into men and women...
Joke: The Coffee Shop and the Drunk Man
A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day...
Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World
The story of a perfect man...
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
This Man is 102 Years Old! What's His Secret?
This man is 102 years old. But what's his secret to living this long? Find out!
This Old Man Has Been Saving Up For His Entire Life...
A very young bride and her rather old groom are getting married at a hotel. She thinks she's finally getting her hands on his vast fortune...
At 64, This Man Has the Body of a 20 Year Old!
Robert is 64, he is a father, a grandfather and even a great grandfather. He is also completely ripped and stronger than most 20-year-olds can dream!
Joke: The Scott, the Chinese Man and the Italian
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Thai man are hired at a construction site...
Funny: This Old Man Sent a Great Letter to the Army...
A pensioner tries to join the army but gets rejected. He believes that pensioners make better soldiers than 18-year-olds, and his reasons will crack you up!
Joke: The Depressed Man And His Problem
A man walks into a bar completely depressed because he can't tell his two horses apart. The barman immediately proposes a solution...
WATCH: 65-Year-Old Man Marries 12-Year-Old Girl Experiment
A shocking social experiment conducted to bring awareness to child marriages around the world provoked quite a reaction from passers-by.
Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster
This joke begins with an old rooster facing up with a cocky newcomer. But he's much smarter than the new rooster, as we will see.
This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari
This Joke Begins With a Bar and an Irish Man
This man has a beautiful custom when it comes to family and drinking.
This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm
A man is on his farm in Australia when he decides to head to the pond at the back of his property. He soon discovers several women skinny-dipping in it...
This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical
An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig
An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..
On Old Men, Cannibals and Weddings - Great Short Jokes!
Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection!
This Joke Starts With a Man Spitting & Cussing On a Corner
A man hitches a ride with someone unknown to him, and the driver soon begins to display his crazy driving skills. He drops him off...
Joke: This Young Cowboy Wants the Old Timer's Advice
When a young cowboy asks an old timer for some advice on how to shoot, little did he know what was to come...
Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire
A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office
A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...
This Joke Starts With an Ignorant Man Being Whistled At
When a desert dweller decides to use rail transport to visit him, he wanders onto the track. As a whistle is heard, the inevitable happens...
This Joke Starts With a Blind Man Staying at a Hotel...
A blind man visits Texas for the first time...
This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...
This husband got a rude surprise...
Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...
This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...
This 82-Year-Old Man Has a Wonderful Pet Duck!
The love of this pet duck to the human who adopted him is undeniable!
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will
A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...
Never Make Fun of an Old Man, Because You Never Know...
This old man teaches young punks what it is to have experience! A great prank.
Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man
When a homeless man asks for two dollars from a man walking down the street, he is surprised by his generous offer. He soon finds out the reason behind it...
This Joke Begins With a Man's Complaint to His Rabbi...
This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...
This Joke Starts with a Man Paying a Visit to a Rancher
When a Work Force Department officer visits a Montana ranch, he has absolutely no idea what to expect. However, what's going on quickly comes to the fore...
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
This joke begins with an old lady with bags of money walking down the street...
Joke: 3 Old Ladies and a Memory Problem!
Two old ladies go visit their friend Mary. They sit down and after a while Mary says: "How foolish of me! I haven't even offered you coffee." So she gets up and gets the coffee.
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
Joke: This Man Desperately Needs His Aspirin
A man is after a broadcasting job, but his winking is jeopardizing his chances - He needs some aspirin!
This Joke Starts With a Lady Spending the Night With a Man
When a woman meets a guy at a bar, she inevitably ends up back at his place. To her surprise, there are teddy bears as far as the eye can see.
This Joke Starts with a Man Searching For the Perfect Woman
An unbelievably perfect man goes on his search for the most beautiful perfect woman.....however, this woman comes with quite the surprise.....
This Joke Starts With a Man In a Hired Car In Washington
A tourist is driving about Washington D.C. while driving a rental, when he decides to pull over to buy a snack. He asks a well-to-do man to look after his car..
Joke: The Angry Old Woman and Her Bible
An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...
JOKE: 3 Old Men Walked Into a Conversation, Then...
These men have a very unpopular competition...
Joke: I Wonder If He's My Old Crush...
A lady is sitting in the waiting area of a new dentist she's about to try. From the corner of her eye, she glimpses a certificate with a familiar name on it...
Funny Joke: Just Like the Old Days...
This joke starts with an old couple sitting together...
Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
This Joke Starts With a Man Finding Prowlers In His Shed
A man discovers prowlers in his barn, so he promptly calls 911. There are no police cars are available, so he takes matters into his own hands...
This Joke Starts With a Man Driving Through West Texas
When a man breaks down while driving through west Texas, a horse appears to be give him instructions on what he has to do to fix his car...
Can a 20-Year-Old Man Be the One Who Will Save the Oceans?
a 20-year-old man came up with an ingenious way to cleanup the ocean with minimal effort.
Have You Heard This Joke? Darn Old Age (Rude)
The sorrows of old age...
Joke: The 80 Year Old Pregnant Woman
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.
Joke: The Man, the Camera and His Butt
These two guys are sat in their hospital beds having a little chat...