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Joke: The Widow and the Special Words...

This joke begins with a grieving widow at a funeral, when a few men would like to say a few words... literally.

Joke: This Is What $100,000 on a Funeral Will Get You

A man puts $100,000 away for his funeral.

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...

Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding

A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage.

Indian Boy Wakes Up At His Very Own Funeral

After being bitten by a stray dog, an Indian teenager was taken off life support, only for him to regain consciousness on the way to his very own funeral!

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke: All About the Dot

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day...

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

Joke: The Truth About Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The father says, "Well son...

Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...

This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit

Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...

Joke: A Few Funnies About Us Seniors...

A collection of short and long funny jokes.

Joke: Lying About My Age

John, a wealthy 60 year old man, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 28 year old girl.

This Joke Starts With a Girl About to Jump Off a Bridge

A biker spots a damsel in distress - she's about to throw herself off a bridge. he soon talks here into giving him a kiss...

Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday...

This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking About Minerals

A science teacher asks her students about which mineral they would pick if they had a choice to do so. Here's how they answered...

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

60 Jokes About Men that Are Hilarious For Both Sexes

60 hilarious jokes making light fun of boys and men.

3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud

Blond jokes are just as funny when they are applied to men!

This Joke Collection is All About Having the Worst Luck...

The protagonists in these three jokes are all getting some very bad news...

This Joke Starts With 3 Swimmers About to Race

Three Paralympian swimmers go head-to-head in a race to the finish. A swimming cap proves too much to handle for one of the competitors...

7 Tips to Maintaining a Life-Long Friendship

Advice from life-long friends about how to maintain a strong friendship.

This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations

When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...

75 Hilarious Short Jokes About Ditsy Blondes!

Joke Collection: 75 Hilarious Blonde Jokes!

Funny Collection: 60 Jokes and Puns About Beer!

60 Beer jokes and Beer Puns

Joke: A Ghostly Advice

When I was about 7 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a co-worker of his, someone I didn't even know.

Joke: Who Would Have Thought About THIS Solution?

A broke businessman indebted to everybody turns to a priest for advice on how to get out of the mess he's in. The priests suggests he turns to the Bible...

Joke: Fred's Last Important Note

Always check before you read something aloud...

A Little Lesson In Humility Goes a Long Way...

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by...

Great Joke: The Truth About How Congress Works...

This is the decision making of the congress. Is it any wonder we're in trouble?

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Have You Heard This Joke? 4th Marriage's the Charm!

An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time...

This Video Reveals the Secrets of Long, Happy Marriages

If you ever wonder enviously about how certain people in your life seem to have such wonderful, happy marriages, this video gives you key lessons about them.

9 Animals That Live For a Remarkably Long Time

Here is a list that presents some of the most fascinating creatures with the longest lifespans.

Keep a Healthy Long Distance Relationship With These Tips

Long distance relationships can be tough, but also the most satisfying as long as both partners give it their all and follow these tips

Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!

These jokes are all about those men who just don't want to be married any more...

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Take a Look at These Food Products That Last Really Long

There are a number of food products that have a long shelf life. Here is a list of some foods and drinks that last a remarkably long time.

Joke: The Same Old Sandwich

There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff...

These Polish Short Jokes Are Hilarious

When we say Polish, we don't mean people from Poland! We all know these 'Polish' people, who always complain but never do anything about it, who always nag and never seem to be happy. Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'Polish' jokes!

Marriage Didn’t Last Long For These Royal Family Members

Good marriages can be hard to maintain and even harder for royalty. These 8 royal marriages you're about to read about are a clear proof of that.

Have You Heard This Joke? You Can't Take it With You...

Are there banks in heaven?

Joke: A Remembrance Service For the Farm Dog

A farmer named loses his dog. Wishing to give him an appropriate send-off, the man tries to arrange a funeral...

How Long Does it These Foods to Digest in the Body?

Digestive times of various foods can affect our body throughout the day, which is why it's important to know them well...

Joke: Praying at the Wall

In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Have These Drinks Regularly to Ensure You Live a Long Life

These super nutritious juices and beverages can work in numerous ways to ensure that you extend your years and live a longer life

Joke: The Husband's Secret Technique

A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having. All these years? Well, they're gone!'

QUIZ: Do You Know The Meaning of These Extra Long Words?

If you know these crazy long words you are crazy smart.

How Long You Live May Depend On Where You're Born...

This graph will give you some perspective of how much people can expect to live according to the country they were born in.