Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?
The turkey was already dressed.
If you can’t decide which side to take to Thanksgiving.
Bringing your side piece is guarenteed to cause drama.
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving Day jokes.
I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey