My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
I went to the butcher's the other day and asked them, how do you prepare your turkey for Thanksgiving?
They said that they just tell them straight out that you're gonna die.
My dad told me he’s not gonna eat my deviled eggs this thanksgiving.
He told me they’re possessed.
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey