Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
He was foiled.
Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.