I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.