My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving Day jokes.
I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey
My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
Grandmother is making the dressing, and is adding several cans of Chicken Broth.
Dad: "You know where you can get that broth in bulk?"
Grandmother: "Where?"
Dad: "The stock market."
He was promptly kicked out of the kitchen.
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
My dad told me he’s not gonna eat my deviled eggs this thanksgiving.
He told me they’re possessed.