Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?
The turkey was already dressed.
Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?
He only ever needs one drumstick.
What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?
It was too stuffed to say anything.