Why wasn't the taxidermist invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
No one wanted to try his stuffing
If you can’t decide which side to take to Thanksgiving.
Bringing your side piece is guarenteed to cause drama.
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey
I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.