What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?
It was too stuffed to say anything.
My dad died on Thanksgiving whilst eating dinner.
Fowl play was suspected.
My Aunt with half a plate left: I don't think I can eat anymore, this meat is just not appealing to me.
Me: Have a potato, it has a peal.
Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.