Wig Jokes

Funny Limericks

There was an Old Person of Dutton,
Whose head was as small as a button,
So, to make it look big,
He purchased a wig,
And rapidly rushed about Dutton.

One Liners for Kids

What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig? I wanna get a head!

Hair Puns

What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.