Wheat Jokes

Bread Puns

"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."

Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.

Canadian Pick Up Lines

You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.

Garden Quotes

"What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet."
- Shel Silverstein