Toad Jokes

One Liners for Kids

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

Dad Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, Ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, Rub it".

Animal Puns

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.