Terry Jokes

Funny Animal Quotes

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

- Terry Pratchett.

Gun Puns

You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin' Terry.

Food Quotes

"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore