Stockholm Jokes

At first I thought my therapy for Stockholm syndrome was bad for me.
But now I kind of like it.
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.