September Jokes

Funny Money Quotes

“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain

Clean Jokes

What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
Where were you on the night of September to March?

Peach Puns

The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.