San Jokes

Laundry Puns

After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over...
Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

Taco Puns

just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying

Lion Puns

I have the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

Funny Aging Quotes

"Old age comes at a bad time." – San Banducci