Roads Jokes

Ancient Rome Puns

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Mountain Puns

I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.

Animal Puns

What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.

Quotes

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
Andy Borowitz