Roads Jokes

Animal Puns

What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.

Ancient Rome Puns

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Quotes

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
Andy Borowitz

Mountain Puns

I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.