Rivers Jokes

The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?