Resolve Jokes

Funny Headlines

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

Funny Health Quotes

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud

Crow Puns

To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.

Quotes

Did anybody ever consider that cannibalism would resolve both overpopulation – and world hunger?