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Art Puns
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Sink Puns
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
Computer Jokes
How to be evil:
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
Hockey Puns
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Couch Puns
I was going to replace the seats at my bar
But... I just can't look at another stool sample
Lamp Puns
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.