Quebec Jokes

Hockey Puns

In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.

Funny Limericks

There was an Ol Man of Quebec,
A beetle ran over his neck;
But he cried, 'With a needle,
I'll slay you, O beadle!'
That angry Old Man of Quebec.

Travel Pick Up Lines

You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.