Precious Jokes

You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
For you, nothing in this world
I would ever trade
You are more precious to me
Than a dazzling Jade
From every troubles of life
You have given me bail
Today I promise that for you
My love will never fail
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.