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Powers Jokes

Appliance Puns
What powers an electric kettle?
Electrici-tea.
Quotes
“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”
Emo Philips
One Liners and Short Jokes
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.

For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, you idiot.”
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)