Porcupine Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes

What’s the difference between two lawyers in a Porsche and a porcupine?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Dinosaur Puns

What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.

Turtle Puns

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.

A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.