Peeing Jokes

Quotes

Robin Williams
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

One Liners and Short Jokes

Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Doctor Puns

Doctor, I keep peeing my pants! What can I do?
Urologist: “It’s mind over matter, urine control.”