Origin Jokes

A teacher asks one of their pupils, "Can you describe Napoleon"s origin?"
The pupil replies, "Course I can." (Corsican)
When I asked my History teacher if he knew about Einstein's origin and history, he said, "I am relatively aware of it."
When I asked my Teacher in History class if she could tell us more about Napoleon's origin, she replied,"'Course I can!"
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.