One line Jokes

There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a ā€˜Vā€™ formation, one line is always longer than the other? That's because there are more geese in that line.