Nickname Jokes

Lightning Puns

My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.

Knight Puns

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"

Quotes

“My nickname is ‘Mom’, but my full name is ‘Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom’.”
Unknown

Tennis Puns

Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.