Moo Jokes

One Liners for Kids

Where do cows go on December 31st?
A moo year’s eve party.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go MOO!

Duck Puns

Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.

Cow Puns

What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"

Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.