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Mike Jokes

Garden Quotes
"When I asked you to water the plants,
I did not expect you'd unzip your pants."
- Mike Garofalo
Funny Animal Quotes
“Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.”

- Mike Todd.
One Liners and Short Jokes
"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend."
"With who?"
"Mike."
"Since when is Mike your best friend?"
"Since yesterday."
Boat Puns
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?