Kernel Jokes

Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
In every corny joke,
There is a kernel of truth.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.