International Jokes

Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Let's cross the international dateline together.