Historical Jokes

Funny Animal Quotes

“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.”—Roger Caras

Puns

A young man had just returned home from culinary school and was telling his family about everything he had learned.
"The most interesting thing I learned was about the French Fry", he told them.
"Combing through historical records, we found that it was not first fried in France!"
His family was astounded, and asked where it was fried originally.

"In Grease, of course."

History Puns

The comedian said a joke from the 17th century, the crowd went historical.

The sweetest and fruitiest historical wonder of the world is the Grape Wall of China.

One of the historical figures to play music with has got to be the talented Mr. Ben-jam-in Franklin.