Greeting Jokes

Onion Puns

What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.

Airport Puns

I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.

Wolf Puns

When you come across a lost wolf, the first greeting should be, “how are you where-wolf”.