Gel Jokes

With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant...
Dirty Bastards.