Fought Jokes

“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west!”
Rodney Dangerfield
There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
When the gladiators fought lions
it was always the mane event