Fort Jokes

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
Zach Galifianakis
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.