Explode Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes

If you pull the pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back in it so it won't explode?
I kinda need a quick response...

Science Puns

I can't touch my aunt or I will explode.
She's made of auntie matter.

Dinosaur Puns

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!