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Error Jokes

Flight Puns
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Computer Puns
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Sorry Pick Up Lines
An error has occurred, please try again!
Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
One Liners and Short Jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Computer Jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Garden Puns
Trowel and error.
Puns
Once upon a time I was accidentally made a priest.
It was a clerical error.