Em Jokes

Father Puns

I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee.
But no, I was charged $30 a pop.

Bowling Puns

The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.

Hair Puns

Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.