Eleven Jokes

Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
Why can't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which "1" came first!
my nose starts bleeding at eleven every night
but I’ve seen stranger things.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.