Disappear Jokes

Tennis Puns

I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Bread Puns

Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.