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Depression Jokes

Quotes
“Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.”
Greenville Kleisser
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
I took my pet tiger to my doctor
Because it had a very bad day.
Now, my tiger’s depression is still there,
But my doctor has gone away.

(Barry Stebbings)
History Puns
During the Great Depression, President Hoover didn't give a dam.
Toxic Pick Up Lines
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.