Cycle Jokes

One Liners for Kids

Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

Cycling Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.

Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?

Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!

Puns

Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.
It's a vicious cycle.

Werewolf Puns

What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.