Choices Jokes

Tree Puns

Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.

Food Quotes

"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel

Quotes

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”
Chris Rock

Garden Quotes

“An addiction to gardening is not all bad when you consider all the other choices in life.”
— Cora Lea Bell

"Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face."
- Teresa Watkins