Beet Jokes

Puns

Ever had real cane sugar?
It cannot be beet.

Medical Puns

How do you cheer up the patients at the vegetable hospital?
Bring a sick beet.

Salad Puns

My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.

One Liners for Kids

Did you hear about the injured vegetable? Some say he got beet.