Article Jokes

Spouse Puns

My wife sent me an article about "sandpaper spouses..."
I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!

Jogging Pick Up Lines

I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!

Valentines Day Puns

What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.