Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
Why did the blond softball team always eat at Taco Bell before a game?
So they'd get more runs than the opponents.
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
A blonde goes to a soda machine.
She puts in a dollar and gets a soda.
She does this again and again.
A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long.
She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"