A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic. A chicken walks up to him and says, "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call. The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks “Can you see me?” and they respond
A witch burnt her butt on a candle. She was angry. It was such a scandal. She jumped on her broom And zoomed to her doom. Went too fast, so she flew off the handle!